Death Frogs for Silly?

[psychick]

[15:17] spacemaori: can't type
[15:17] spacemaori: loling
[15:17] spacemaori: send hal
[15:17] spacemaori: p
[15:17] snapples_apples: *sends fuzzy deathfrogs to assist*
[15:17] snapples_apples: http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn13991-horror-frog-breaks-own-bones-to-produce-claws.html?DCMP=ILC-hmts&nsref=news2_head_dn13991
[15:20] spacemaori: ...........that is amazing
[15:21] spacemaori: it's
[15:21] spacemaori: wolverine
[15:21] spacemaori: the frog
[15:21] snapples_apples: yes.
[15:21] snapples_apples: Frogs are apparently more insane than molluscs when it comes to insane animals.
[15:21] snapples_apples: On a scale of one to insane, that is a whole new chapter in the NIMH field guide.
[15:22] spacemaori: all i can think is like
[15:22] spacemaori: dear wolverine
[15:22] spacemaori: just because you can't get a lady...
[15:24] snapples_apples: Doesn't...mean you have to grow MORE hair?
[15:25] snapples_apples: It's wearing furry pants ferchrissakes.
[15:25] spacemaori: I was gonna say "doesn't mean you should birth a new species of frog"
[15:25] spacemaori: "somewhere there is a ladyfrog in need of serious counselling"
[15:25] snapples_apples: look. Wolverine is a bad dude, but I don't think he's bad enough to inseminate frog eggs.
[15:26] snapples_apples: What, he was just strolling by a pond one day and jerked off without considering the consequences?
[15:26] snapples_apples: Nine months later he gets a letter with a picture of three thousand furry froglets and a demand for monetary support?
[15:26] spacemaori: well i mean that's not an outcome one generally anticipates.
[15:26] spacemaori: it was a beautiful day, man.
[15:26] snapples_apples: That picture is in his wallet.
[15:27] snapples_apples: Right now.
[15:27] spacemaori: i can't beat that.
[15:29] snapples_apples: Dude, this was not a battle. It was a duet.