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Abby: /leaves this here http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/05/07/juicy-fruits/
Heather: they are just...wow
Heather: i think i love the jeans the guys are wearing
Heather: the faux chaps
Abby: The ladies have some WICKED windbreaker track suits there.
Kari: *rubs eyes*
Abby: That picture is pretty much everything that was wrong with the late eighties. It was so hideous even attractive people were too horrendous to look at directly, and there was twice as much of it as there should have been.
Heather: I want to wear legwarmers over my jeans
Heather: and pull the bottoms down over the heels of my chucks
Abby: I want a curly perm
Heather: also, little socks with lace cuff to wear with my heels
Heather: also worn with jeans
Heather: but the waist much come up to my nipples
Heather: must^
Heather: Three polo shirts, the collars all popped
Heather: and lots of dayglo
Abby: Oh man I wish I could find that picture of the guy wearing like seven popped polo shirts
Abby: No one will EVER be as cool as that guy, ever again.
(ETA: THAT PICTURE)

~Simultaneously~

Karina: Oh. My. God.
Abby: I know. I know. There is no part of that image that is not alarming.
Karina: I want to cry. Also, run away.
Abby: Yes but it really is important to take the picture first. Because much like Big Foot and the Loch Ness Monster, *no one would ever believe you* otherwise.
Karina: good god. Good god. There should be a law!

~Also Simultaneously~

Bobo: those -- I just --
Bobo: tell me they're all related and none of them involved romantically because that would be so creepy
Abby: I am pretty sure that is two sets of twins dating one another.
Bobo: oh god.

~And Then!~

Abby: Bob.
Abby: I have found worse.
Abby: Are you...are you prepared, spiritually, to face worse than faux-chaps?
Abby: http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/04/28/bon-family/
Bobo: AAAA
Bobo: the guy there? the dude? I so would.
Abby: YOU WOULD NOT
Abby: ROBERT
Abby: You STAY AWAY from him.
Bobo: w-why
Abby: He cannot control the wookie rage within his blood. He would snap your pelvis like a twig ALSO LOOK AT HIS FUCKING HAIR ARE YOU KIDDING ME
Bobo: b-but he has lovely facial hair
Abby: That is not facial hair. Those are the roots of the savage monstrosity that has already infested his upper skull.
Bobo: deary me.

~Also Also, But Unrelated~

Bobo: http://pics.livejournal.com/nazitra/pic/001wsqe0 bootedpig
Abby: That is one confused pig
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