rscott: And you should have already gotten an email about Dante's plumbingbuddy
1, because I posted a comment to your journal as you asked me to.
snapples_apples: Oh!
snapples_apples: Well my bad then
rscott: I like acronyms.
rscott: Public Bottom
rscott: Perfunctory Beating
snapples_apples: Aww, he's cute.
snapples_apples: Perspiring Battledore
rscott: Planetary Balding
snapples_apples: Prescription Beatings
snapples_apples: Prehensile Blunderbuss
rscott: I had to look up Battledore
snapples_apples: LOL I figured
rscott: I hate you.
rscott: Pubic Brush
snapples_apples: I remember it from some...cartoon. They go "applecore, nevermore, what's the score"
snapples_apples: Damn what was that cartoon.
snapples_apples: Anyway, battledore was one of the words and I liked it, as a girl.
rscott: ah. You are a dork.
snapples_apples: I am. I'm a born fangirl.
snapples_apples: Damn this is going to bother me. I think it was some really old Disney cartoon.
rscott: Obvious to everyone.
rscott: Google seems to imply that it may have been a donald duck and chip n' dale toon.
snapples_apples: When your mom has to make up fanfic about the Superfriends to entertain you while you're being potty-trained...yeah, there's your sign
snapples_apples: Yes!
snapples_apples: Yes.
snapples_apples: Yes yes
rscott: Google wins again.
snapples_apples: It went "Applecore, nevermore, who's your friend, ME!"
and then they'd hit him in the face with an apple.
snapples_apples: Man. Twenty year old memories.
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1 For those of you who, like Rob, are not l33t, we're talking about PBs, aka "Played By"s, or "If I were going to make this into a film, this is the person I would cast to play my character."