The Adventures of A Lady in A City

Another chatlog of my intrepid Ars Magica character interacting with the nexus. One of the GMs expressed a great deal of glee at the last one, so Jess, this is for you. Good thing you read fast, 'cause there were LOTS more characters in the chat this time. SPARTANs and unicorns and magicing yourself unconscious, oh my!

( OH IT IS LIKE THE XBOX! HUEG! )

ALSO there is this new Lowe's commercial that is FULL OF GIANT GRIZZLY BEAR, because reality loves me. :D

rscott: And you should have already gotten an email about Dante's plumbingbuddy¹, because I posted a comment to your journal as you asked me to.
snapples_apples: Oh!
snapples_apples: Well my bad then
rscott: I like acronyms.
rscott: Public Bottom
rscott: Perfunctory Beating
snapples_apples: Aww, he's cute.
snapples_apples: Perspiring Battledore
rscott: Planetary Balding
snapples_apples: Prescription Beatings
snapples_apples: Prehensile Blunderbuss
rscott: I had to look up Battledore
snapples_apples: LOL I figured
rscott: I hate you.
rscott: Pubic Brush
snapples_apples: I remember it from some...cartoon. They go "applecore, nevermore, what's the score"
snapples_apples: Damn what was that cartoon.
snapples_apples: Anyway, battledore was one of the words and I liked it, as a girl.
rscott: ah. You are a dork.
snapples_apples: I am. I'm a born fangirl.
snapples_apples: Damn this is going to bother me. I think it was some really old Disney cartoon.
rscott: Obvious to everyone.
rscott: Google seems to imply that it may have been a donald duck and chip n' dale toon.
snapples_apples: When your mom has to make up fanfic about the Superfriends to entertain you while you're being potty-trained...yeah, there's your sign
snapples_apples: Yes!
snapples_apples: Yes.
snapples_apples: Yes yes
rscott: Google wins again.
snapples_apples: It went "Applecore, nevermore, who's your friend, ME!" and then they'd hit him in the face with an apple.
snapples_apples: Man. Twenty year old memories.

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¹ For those of you who, like Rob, are not l33t, we're talking about PBs, aka "Played By"s, or "If I were going to make this into a film, this is the person I would cast to play my character."